I've never thought it was necessary to make fun of people - you can find fun in people without necessarily mocking them.

A picture's worth a thousand words? A library card's worth millions.

I do some eccentric dancing.

Get your friends together, go to your local bookstore and have a book-buying party.

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'

In the beginning, Atlanta was without form, and void; and it still is.

Going to Vanderbilt did a lot of things for me, and one of the things it cured me of was the need to follow college football.