I do some eccentric dancing.

I think writer's block is simply the dread that you are going to write something horrible. But as a writer, I believe that if you sit down at the keys long enough, sooner or later something will come out.

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

I do some eccentric dancing.

I think a writer is not an ideal husband... Writers tend to get off into their own heads and not notice the people that they're living with, or they get irritable with the people that they're living with when the people insist on being noticed.

An author is a person who can never take innocent pleasure in visiting a bookstore again.