I do some eccentric dancing.

An author is a person who can never take innocent pleasure in visiting a bookstore again.

Pete Rose is too rich a character to fit on a bronze plaque. He requires a good, trenchant, poignant (ah, Petey) book, and this is it.

The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.

A picture's worth a thousand words? A library card's worth millions.

I always wanted to win the Super Bowl so I could take it and hold it and see what lies beyond it. I think it may be the sun.

New York walking isn't exercise: it's a continually showing make-your-own movie.