Even intellectuals should have learned by now that objective rationality is not the default position of the human mind, much less the bedrock of human affairs.

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs'.

It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.

New York walking isn't exercise: it's a continually showing make-your-own movie.

Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.

Certainly people have said a lot of deeply unfortunate and stupid things in Southern accents, but that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the accent itself.