Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs'.

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

Usage ain't always a matter of ought.

In the beginning, Atlanta was without form, and void; and it still is.

Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.

Twiddle-twiddle away at my softly clicky keyboard for a while, making twiddly adjustments all along- and then print what I have twiddled. Glare at the printout and snarl and curse and scribble almost illegibly all over it with a ballpoint pen. Go back to the machine and enter the scribbles. Repeat this procedure until I hate the very meaning of every word I know.