Twitter. It's not a good sound, is it? If it were worth doing, there would be a better word for it.

When I weed, I like to get off into my own head. For one thing, my wife plants and I have trouble telling which plants are weeds and which are my favorite plants. So I tend to hop around and grab the weeds that I know are weeds. So I don't weed all that linearly. I tend to weed haphazardly.

The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.

Somebody informed me recently that the key to every art, from writing to gardening to sculpture, is creativity. I beg to differ.

I think what's really hard is making sense and making what you write clear and smooth-flowing.

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

Twitter. It's not a good sound, is it? If it were worth doing, there would be a better word for it.