Patrick Vieira is 6 foot 4, and he starts having a go at Gary Neville, so I said 'come on have a go at me,' that's it.

Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't realise what's happening on the pitch

I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it.

I just hope he doesn't frighten the players 'cos they're frigtened enough right now.

I'm not at Manchester United to keep everyone happy.

I love it when the team scores... the lads are always giving me stick because of it, but I'm just so happy I can't help it.

I got Robbie's mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: 'Hi, it's Robbie - whazzup!' Like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: 'I can't be f****** signing that'.