Every day and in every way, baseball gets fancier. A few more years and they'll be playing on oriental rugs.
Russell BakerNew York is the only city in the world where you can get run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.
Russell BakerFew expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-six years later, he was succeeding a failed Republican president, and Americans had voted for change. What that change might be Roosevelt never clearly said, probably because he himself didn't know.
Russell BakerWhen you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.
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