If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life; even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child.

It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick and powerless. It is difficult to suffer the selfishness of a drug addict who will lie to you and steal from you and forgive them and offer them help. Can there be any other disease that renders its victims so unappealing?

I'm a vegetarian. I believe that we're all equal. I ain't got no right to kill. Say a fly comes in my house, I tolerate that little a**hole.

We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.

Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

The utilities and facilities of major corporations can be confiscated and given to democratic collectives