How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

The revolution that's required isn't a revolution of radical ideas, but the implementation of ideas we already have.

I didn't take a job on Fox News because I'm interested in progress. I'm interested in shouting and pointing and simplifying things!

A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism.

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.