Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.

As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

Fear travels fast. Love travels a little more slowly. Rationale takes a little more consideration.

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.

Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself something to do with your stupid idiot Western mouth. Half the world is starving, and the other’s going, ‘I don’t actually need any nutrition, but it would be good to masticate, just to keep my mind off things.

If people have some sort of yearning, dissatisfaction or some itching irritability, then it might because they aren't looking in the right direction for a solution. They aren't looking within.

When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug addict,' 'this bloke f**ks all these women' because I was just making jokes about all those things already, so it made me some kind of incorruptible indefatigable, indestructible force.