As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.

I'm famous now. But now that I've got fame and some of the other things I thought would make me happy - it ain't worked

It's highly psychological, and very beautiful, and overwhelming, and real, and trippy!

It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years.

I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable.

I really, really love children and I think probably among children is when I feel mostly berated. It's not like I feel like oh, there's some children here. I have to tone it down. I go nuts with children especially when I ain't got none. So when I'm round my mates' children, I jest them kids up first. I swear at them, I get more worked up, I say crazy stuff to them, fill their heads with nonsense and then I leave them.