When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug addict,' 'this bloke f**ks all these women' because I was just making jokes about all those things already, so it made me some kind of incorruptible indefatigable, indestructible force.

It's highly psychological, and very beautiful, and overwhelming, and real, and trippy!

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.

The more people who have access to this vital information the better society will be.

It seems to me that actual democracy is where all of us get to participate and it's not just a sort of a blunt little dry hump in a ballot box, but an actual penetrative process.

Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.