Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.
Russell BrandIf love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.
Russell BrandIt would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing.
Russell Brand