I'm buying things for people I don't even know. I'm like Willy Wonka, but more manipulative. Imagine if Willy Wonka had a devious goal.

The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help they have no hope.

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism.

If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.

Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

No one shuts their laptop after looking at pornography and says, 'What a productive time I just spent connecting with the world!'