Eventually, I think you find a spiritual and emotional connection with someone, and I think it unifies you with everyone else. I think if you love one person, it makes you love everyone.

Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing.

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

If people associate you with the idea of loads of money, they in turn will give some of that money to you.

And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet.

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.