Strength does not have to be belligerent and loud.

Life’s never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you’d want it to look.

I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a piece of paper, it's with an X on someone's forehead.

When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug addict,' 'this bloke f**ks all these women' because I was just making jokes about all those things already, so it made me some kind of incorruptible indefatigable, indestructible force.

You shouldn't eat animals, it's mean to them.

If you've got any concern at all about animal welfare, you've got to not eat meat.

I didn't take a job on Fox News because I'm interested in progress. I'm interested in shouting and pointing and simplifying things!