Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.

Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.

No one shuts their laptop after looking at pornography and says, 'What a productive time I just spent connecting with the world!'

We don't need to know what goes on beyond time. We need to know how to save this planet that we live on. To align our consciousness with the fundamental frequencies with which all have in common, and to generate love and energy between us.

Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more - 'damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial'.

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.

I am too busy thinking about killing myself.