In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.
Russell BrandMy mate Karl once told me heโd been looking after this five-year-old boy who โ not knowing enough to have an ironic inflection to his words โ said, โI want something.โ He didnโt know what it was. Not โI want sweetsโ, or โa can of Cokeโ, or โto watch the Tweeniesโ, or whatever it is theyโre into now (I like Bagpuss), but โI want something.โ All of us, I think, have that feeling. And what heroin does when you first start taking it is tell you what that something is.
Russell BrandThere was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.
Russell Brand