It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years.

The Holy Spirit ain't got a pen.

Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.

I don't mind having a reputation as a serious and spiritual person. I think that would be a nice reputation to have

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God

I'm a vegetarian. I believe that we're all equal. I ain't got no right to kill. Say a fly comes in my house, I tolerate that little a**hole.

The greatest poverty one can have is to be poor in one's heart and for falling in love, he is truly happy. He discovers purpose.