I'm buying things for people I don't even know. I'm like Willy Wonka, but more manipulative. Imagine if Willy Wonka had a devious goal.
Russell BrandPeople don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth.
Russell BrandWhen you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different.
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