Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more - 'damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial'.

I also quite like to be recognized by children; I find it sweet.

I am too busy thinking about killing myself.

When you fall in love you recognise you're not the most important person in the world, and your focus becomes another person.

Anyone who's been poor and gets rich is stalked by guilt and fear. Guilt because you know it isn't fair, that life hasn't changed for everyone

Strength does not have to be belligerent and loud.

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?