My mum brought me up on her own. All we really had was each other.
If you're a drug addict, then you've always got drugs, so you're a criminal. So you're gonna get into problems.
Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.
Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone.
I'm into yoga, I meditate all the time, I'm vegetarian.
Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more - 'damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial'.