I didn't take a job on Fox News because I'm interested in progress. I'm interested in shouting and pointing and simplifying things!

The right to free speech is important but it isn't as important as 'we're all human beings together, let's find solutions together.'

It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years.

I think what's actually happened is print media is becoming obsolete, and this is like the floundering corpse of a dying media. It is just twitching.

There's no biological reason why a man shouldn't just try to have sex with every woman he meets - all of them get pregnant and your genetics are winning.

I'm a vegetarian. I believe that we're all equal. I ain't got no right to kill. Say a fly comes in my house, I tolerate that little a**hole.

In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.