Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".

We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.

I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a piece of paper, it's with an X on someone's forehead.

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

I'm famous now. But now that I've got fame and some of the other things I thought would make me happy - it ain't worked

When you fall in love you recognise you're not the most important person in the world, and your focus becomes another person.

The need to find out what will happen if I don't relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and discomfort in my life.