Live long enough and you'll come into pensions, a lovely thing. Presents every month from people you didn't know cared.

In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them.

Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then youre bound to live life fully.

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.

Your first big trouble can be a bonanza if you live through it. Get through the first trouble, and you'll probably make it through the next one.

Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.

Sometimes what you want you don't get until you don't want it anymore.