Live long enough and you'll come into pensions, a lovely thing. Presents every month from people you didn't know cared.

The very best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.

I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this, yet allow themselves to be treated as that.

I'm sure the way to be happy is to live well beyond your means!

I think there is one smashing rule: never face the facts.

You have to have a talent for having talent.

Do people get moral when they don't get ahead?