We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.