They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.
Ryan NorthWe need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.
Ryan NorthDon't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.
Ryan NorthComicsAlliance asked if I wanted to do some holiday comics using a new layout and I said ‘HELLO, NEVER IN MY NEAR-DECADE OF MAKING COMICS HAVE I EVER DONE THIS, so actually I’m really glad you asked!’
Ryan NorthWe're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE
Ryan NorthThe secret to writing sound effects is having a room you can be alone in, trying to make the sounds yourself, and seeing what comes out. It's similar to if you're writing a character talking with their mouth full: the only way I know to transcribe that is to stuff my fist in my mouth and write down what sounds I make when I try to talk.
Ryan NorthI'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.
Ryan NorthI speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized.
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