Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!