Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Failure is just success rounded down.

Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.