They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.
Ryan NorthI speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized.
Ryan NorthProgress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!
Ryan NorthI'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.
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