Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!
ComicsAlliance asked if I wanted to do some holiday comics using a new layout and I said ‘HELLO, NEVER IN MY NEAR-DECADE OF MAKING COMICS HAVE I EVER DONE THIS, so actually I’m really glad you asked!’
Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.
Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.
Failure is just success rounded down.
Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.