Wouldn't that be an amazing super power? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate.

I firmly believe that you can't manufacture chemistry with anyone, let alone a kid.

It's a lot of working out, you know, and you don't get to eat all the things you wanna eat.

I know people that have blacked out that I party with that dont do anything irresponsible. They just act drunk, ... I dont think people should ever drink by themselves because they need to have friends around that can keep them in line in case they do blackout.

When I was 21 I think I thought I was 31. I was always kind of doing the right thing, and it wasn't until my late twenties that I became just a completely wild asshole. So I should've had that out of my system already and I was too busy being a grown-up.

I see guys with, like, eyebrow art, and I wanna tell them, 'You don't have to go too crazy on your brows. Take it easy, man!

I think everybody involved in a movie thinks about the box office. It's the 'biz' part of showbiz.