I'm pretty good at surprising friends and family with gifts. I tend to go towards the more sentimental side of giving.

I'm like the queen of planning and scheduling and I'm trying very hard to stop it.

I was a really nervous kid. I was extremely sensitive. Incredibly perceptive.

You know, there's nobody where I've said, 'Man, I really want that guy's career.' I mean, each of us has to make our own go of it.

I'm pretty good at surprising friends and family with gifts. I tend to go towards the more sentimental side of giving.

I do have someone that I work with and she is amazing and I definitely don't have unmitigated abusive tendencies towards her. She is very sweet. I also know what that is like. I have heard my agent thinking he has hit mute on the phone before he, you know, physically unleashes broken glass and cellphones at his poor assistant. It is a tough job under the best of circumstances. I understand that.

I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.