I do have someone that I work with and she is amazing and I definitely don't have unmitigated abusive tendencies towards her. She is very sweet. I also know what that is like. I have heard my agent thinking he has hit mute on the phone before he, you know, physically unleashes broken glass and cellphones at his poor assistant. It is a tough job under the best of circumstances. I understand that.
Ryan ReynoldsEveryone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.
Ryan ReynoldsI finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.
Ryan ReynoldsI learned early on to abandon all those preconceived notions you have about other actors and it's served me really well. I usually just try to empty my mind of that. I love meeting actors and I love working with actors.
Ryan ReynoldsThe โfriend zoneโ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides youโre her โfriend,โ itโs game over. Youโve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
Ryan Reynolds