I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

Character acting is a much braver pursuit than a guy who runs around and intermittently clenches his jaw muscles.

I'm a bit of an M&M nut. I like the blue ones. I pick them out.

When I first moved to Los Angeles I came down there on a wing and a prayer in a way. I had about six weeks worth of money to make it there and that was just from doing a couple of episodes of the X-Files just to finance that trip. I got there and it is either you got to hit it or you got to go and, thankfully, I found a job.

Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain ... I don't think I want to get married again.

The best directors I've worked with, they all have the same thing in common. They're the first to say, 'I don't know.' If you ask them, 'How are we actually pulling off this movie?', they'll just shrug and go, 'I have absolutely no idea.'