I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.

I'm terrified that I'm genetically predisposed to only having boys. That's frightening. By the time I was 10 years old, and I'm not exaggerating, I knew how to patch drywall.

I just like to look beautiful sometimes.

I'm like the queen of planning and scheduling and I'm trying very hard to stop it.

Bringing any movie together is a minor miracle.

Every time I hangout with Sandra Bullock I think I want to be her. I want to be married to Jesse James.

I'm one of the most fortunate guys around,I still get to do those kinds of movies, and then I get to do Green Lantern, and I get to do Buried with an auteur like Rodrigo Cortés. I enjoy that I can get away with that.