Mathematically speaking, it seems impossible that there isn't life out our planet. If you flick on the news, it certainly seems like we have aliens among us.

Wouldn't that be an amazing super power? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate.

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

Marathon running, for me, was the most controlled test of mettle that I could ever think of. It's you against Darwin.

We might be too proud to admit it as guys, but we still need to learn how to manage responsibility, how to face our challenges.

I see guys with, like, eyebrow art, and I wanna tell them, 'You don't have to go too crazy on your brows. Take it easy, man!

You can be deported back to Canada, absolutely, for a shockingly minor infraction. Little bar fight. Next thing you know you are back in Sascatchuan. Which I'm not from, thank God... But it did concern me.