Mathematically speaking, it seems impossible that there isn't life out our planet. If you flick on the news, it certainly seems like we have aliens among us.

Hollywood is like a stock market - you're always up and down and all around. With age, you start to invest less in the outcome of that.

I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

I find that I get a little depressed if I don't move my body each day, so sometimes it's just as simple as walking, and other times it's training for a marathon or some kind of personal goal that I'm trying to meet.

I never took acting classes, but I knew I could do it based on the skill with which I lied to my parents on a regular basis!

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.