I have bullshit moments every once in a while - like every actor does.

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.

It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it's just because they don't behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power.

When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson.

When I do comedy, my brain sort of locks up in the infinite possibilities. That's where I get sort of lost. I think, "Oh, there are six other jokes that we could say here!" I feel more at home with drama.

My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

I hope that I'm always satisfied and content like I am right at this very moment.