I literally get up and get to do the one thing I dreamed about doing every day. And that is being a part of a television show and a radio show that is based in Hollywood.

I could lie and pretend that I hunt and camp, but that wouldn't be me. Clothes? Shopping? That's stuff I like!

I literally get up and get to do the one thing I dreamed about doing every day. And that is being a part of a television show and a radio show that is based in Hollywood.

Bicycles are the new rollerblades, talentless is the new talented, and I'm in hog heaven.

I'm 100% better with a little bit of controlled chaos. I just know if I have three things to do, or nine things to do, I'm just better at them if I have nine.

Equity, ownership, production fees, license fees: those are the vocabulary words that are exciting to me.

Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now.