I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartets, chamber music, and cantatas.
S. J. PerelmanI used to pride myself on being impervious to the sentimentalities of soap opera, but when that loveliest of actresses, Rachel Gurney, of Upstairs, Downstairs, perished on the Titanic, I wept so convulsively and developed such anorexia that I had to be force-fed.
S. J. PerelmanA farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn't know enough to stay in the city.
S. J. PerelmanHe bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
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