A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn't know enough to stay in the city.
S. J. PerelmanLove is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
S. J. PerelmanI don't know where we're going or how we'll get there, but when we get there we'll be there - and that's something, even if it's nothing.
S. J. Perelman