It's nice to be important, but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that.

I think in all small towns, all kind of working class communities around the world. They are kind of similar.

The worrying thing is there's so much latent hatred of the guy [Donald Trump] and this guy isn't even president yet.

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

We say that "to let woman drive a car is like to let monkey fly a plane".

I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible.