It's nice to be important, but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that.

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Get plenty of exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far.

I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible.

I don't know if I'm brave.