My blood runs cold when I hear the 'great news' that we have found a marker for the Down's syndrome gene, which means we can identify it more easily. Why is that good news? It's only good news if you're going to terminate.

As a writer myself, my job has very often been to also write on the job. So you get the script and a vague idea of how the scene might work, and you then add funny words or change the script. I'm not the world's best writer or the world's best actor, but I can do that thing where I can fix - or ruin - fix-slash-ruin, add quirk, add value.

Its quite confusing being one of the less wealthy people at a posh place.

My blood runs cold when I hear the 'great news' that we have found a marker for the Down's syndrome gene, which means we can identify it more easily. Why is that good news? It's only good news if you're going to terminate.

When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration.

A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.