If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.

I start the day with the intention of doing 4,000 sit-ups but then have to work.

I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.

I have three boys, so I live in a household full of testosterone.

What having a Down's syndrome child isn't - and I feel very strongly about this - is a tragedy. All those pregnancy books you read when you are expecting refer to Down's syndrome as if it were the worst possible outcome, and it's not.

When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration.