Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling.

My first film crush was Mark Lester as Oliver Twist in the Carol Reed film.

I don't leave London, really, and I don't do theatre, because I want to put the kids to bed.

I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.

I'm a big fan of community, and I think independence is over-rated.

When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.

All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.