A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.

I don't get star-struck at all.

I never ever Google myself. That way madness lies.

Once you have a Down's syndrome child, you can't conform. In a way, you're free.

I've got a great relationship with my dad, but I can imagine how annoying it would be if I had to move back into his house.

Bad impulse buys make you feel grim, don't they? It's like having consumer Tourette's. I gravitate towards austere foreign-language film DVDs when insecure.

All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.