My mum's from Yorkshire and my parents aren't snotty or posh - they're very hard workers, both of them.
I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.
Its quite confusing being one of the less wealthy people at a posh place.
I start the day with the intention of doing 4,000 sit-ups but then have to work.
I truly would love to be a designer-label girl, but I am very much High Street.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.