Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.

Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.

If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

We were so poor we envied everyone we ever heard of.

They were a wonderful set of burglars, the people who were running San Francisco when I first came to town in 1923, wonderful because, if they were stealing, they were doing it with class and style.

Beware of people whose halos are on too tight.

[On entering the restaurant business:] Food has the dubious advantage of being legitimate, and one's customers somehow manage to live longer without sex than food, if you call that living.