Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.

Madaming is the sort of thing that happens to you - like getting a battlefield commission or becoming the dean of women at Stanford University.

We were so poor we envied everyone we ever heard of.

Romance without finance is a nuisance. Few men value free merchandise. Let the chippies fall where they may.

[On entering the restaurant business:] Food has the dubious advantage of being legitimate, and one's customers somehow manage to live longer without sex than food, if you call that living.

Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.

If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.