It doesn't take much to produce a good merchant of cash-and-carry love: just courage, an infinite capacity for perpetual suspicion, stamina on a 24-hour-a-day basis, the deathless conviction that the customer is always wrong, a fair knowledge of first and second aid, do-it-yourself gynecology, judo - and a tremendous sense of humor.

Romance without finance is a nuisance. Few men value free merchandise. Let the chippies fall where they may.

No man can be held throughout the day by what happens throughout the night.

If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.

We were so poor we envied everyone we ever heard of.

Madaming is the sort of thing that happens to you - like getting a battlefield commission or becoming the dean of women at Stanford University.