Well, there's a Book that says we're all sinners and I at least chose a sin that's made quite a few people happier than they were before they met me, a sin that's left me with very little time to consider other extremely popular moral misdemeanors, like usury, intolerance, bearing false tales, extortion, racial bigotry, and the casting of that first stone.
Sally StanfordRomance without finance is a nuisance. Few men value free merchandise. Let the chippies fall where they may.
Sally StanfordLike I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.
Sally StanfordIf you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.
Sally Stanford[On entering the restaurant business:] Food has the dubious advantage of being legitimate, and one's customers somehow manage to live longer without sex than food, if you call that living.
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