Begin by learning to draw and paint like the old masters. After that, you can do as you like; everyone will respect you.

Nothing proves the truth of surrealism so much as photography. The Zeiss lens has unexpected faculties of surprise!

Beauty should be edible, or not at all.

I will be sof brief, I have already finished.

Picasso is a painter, so am I; Picasso is Spanish, so am I; Picasso is a communist, neither am I.

People love mystery, and that is why they love my paintings.

There comes a moment in every person's life when they realise they adore me.