I don't take drugs: I am drugs.

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

When I paint, the Sea Roars Others Splash about in the bath

I tried sex once with a woman and that woman was Gala. It was overrated. I tried sex once with a man and that man was the famous juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist poet]. It was very painful.

I want to perceive and understand the hidden powers and laws of things, in order to have them in my power.

Begin by learning to draw and paint like the old masters. After that, you can do as you like; everyone will respect you.

Everything alters me, but nothing changes me.