The two greatest strokes of luck that can happen to a painter are (1) to be Spanish, (2) to be called Dali

I think that the sweetest freedom for a man on earth consists in being able to live, if he likes, without having the need to work.

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

Every morning upon awakening, I experience a supreme pleasure: that of being Salvador Dali, and I ask myself, wonderstruck, what prodigious thing will he do today, this Salvador Dali.

I shall be so brief that I have already finished.

I'm going to live forever. Geniuses don't die.

If I'm going to be anything more than average, if anyone is going to remember me, then I need to go further, in art, in life, in everything!