I hope I'll never get too old to want to take part in this event, and I don't think I will ever age that much.
Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.
Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally.
Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird.
But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.
To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.