The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.

The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.

What abandoned course is that?

Good golfing temperament falls between taking it with a grin or shrug and throwing a fit.

You have more potential than you think.

Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.