The only thing I fear on a golf course is lightning...and Ben Hogan.
Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
I hope I'll never get too old to want to take part in this event, and I don't think I will ever age that much.
Golf is played with the arms.
Don't just play your way around the course. Think your way around way around the course.